68 – The Magnificent Storks
Adam has a sad because he hasn’t seen The Magnificent Seven or Storks. Andy has a sad because he has. Nah, not really. Storks is mediocre and boring. Why would you see anything but Kubo? And...
View Article69 – Deepwater Queen of Miss Peregrine’s Masterminds
Four movies this week and we talk more about our favorite Tim Burton movies– because it’s October and because we saw Miss Pergrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. Also Deepwater Horizon, Masterminds, and...
View Article70 – The Horror on the Train
We only saw The Girl on the Train this week, but we’re also going into the confession booth to share Halloween-themed movies we’ve never seen that we should have, Bored as Hell Podcast - This week's...
View Article71 – The Greasy Strangler Accountant
This week we saw Ben Affleck as The Accountant, which is kinda like Rain Man meets Jason Bourne. The Greasy Strangler also finally hit theaters, so we remember back to seeing it at Sundance and why it...
View Article72 – Ouija: Origin of Jack Reacher: Never Go Back: Colon
We’re back with a couple of inexplicable sequels. Adam called “Ouija: Origin of Evil” the candy corn of movies. And we were both unimpressed with “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back” but did like Cobie...
View Article73 – Trolls Inferno
Happy Halloween! Eat your gross, nasty vegetables with boring Inferno and then stick around for the second half of Trolls because the first half is boring. If you need a last minute suggestion of what...
View Article74 – Doctor Strange
Marvel gives us its 14th movie, and it is spectacular. The visuals are like nothing you’ve seen before, and the performances are phenomenal. Go see this in IMAX 3D. The Asian whitewashing controversy....
View Article75 – Arrival
What a week, and a movie to go with it. Arrival is one of those movies where the less you know, the better it is, so we keep spoilers and plot to a minimum. But aliens show up, we have to communicate...
View Article76 – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Bleed For This
It’s boxing and magical beasts as we review real-life comeback boxing story Bleed for This and Harry Potter spinoff Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Did it have to be Miles Tellar? Aaron...
View Article77 – Bad Santa Rules Don’t Apply to Moana
Another big holiday movie weekend with Bad Santa 2, Rules Don’t Apply, and Moana. Bad Santa 2 is a pale imitation of the first, but at least we get more Thurman Merman. Rules Don’t Apply is overstuffed...
View Article78 – Jackie Hidden Figures
We tackle Natalie Portman as Jackie Kennedy in Jackie, and Hidden Figures, the untold stories of the African American women who helped put us in space. Bored as Hell Podcast - This week's...
View Article79 – Office Christmas Party by the Sea
One holiday movie, one Oscarbait ths week. Office Christmas Party throws a bunch of jokes and funny people together and hopes it works. It mostly does, and its saving grace is Kate McKinnon, but the...
View Article80 – We Rebel Against Rogue One
A very special episode. But no spoilers– we will save those for another time. A few minor plot points and character descriptions, but little more than what is in the trailer. It’s a war movie! But...
View Article81 – Collateral La La Land
One of the best and one of the worst of the year: Collateral Beauty and La La Land. Bored as Hell Podcast - This week's...
View Article82 – Merry Christmas Moviehouse!
This week marks the 70th anniversary of the release of Frank Capra’s Christmas classic It’s a Wonderful Life. In a new (hopefully recurring) feature, we’re going to dive in to classic or important...
View Article83 – Assassins Creed Sing Why Him Fences Passengers
FIVE movies this week. You’d think there was some sort of holiday weekend or something. Assassin’s Creed continues the streak of bad video game adaptations. Sing is bright, colorful, predictable and...
View Article84 – The Best of 2016
Well, that was a year. But to bring in 2017 on a positive note, here are our top 10 movies of the year and an hour-long dissection of what made them so great. Andy apologizes in advance for bringing...
View ArticleClik here to view.
85 – A Monster Calls and The Worst of 2016
We review A Monster Calls and run down the worst movies of 2016. A Monster Calls is amazing, heartfelt, and beautiful. . . and horribly marketed and rolled out to critics and audiences. Everyone loves...
View Article86 – Live By Night Patriot’s Day Silence
We fight about Patriot’s Day and whether it’s manipulative mediocrity bordering on propaganda or a gripping drama told too soon. Also, Ben Affleck gets no respect as writer, director and star of Live...
View Article87 – xXx – Return of Xander Split Sundance
Two bad movies and then a rundown of all the great things at Sundance. Andy REALLY hates Split, and tells you why he gave it 0/10. xXx – Return of Xander Cage isn’t as terrible, but it’s laughably...
View Article